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TEXAS LEGISLATURE JUST GAVE AN AWESOME GIFT TO CHUCK NORRIS

April 9, 2017 / dgcrenshaw / No comments

TEXAS LEGISLATURE JUST GAVE AN AWESOME GIFT TO CHUCK NORRIS

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Published on Apr 9, 2017

Sub for more: http://nnn.is/the_new_media | Kim Smith for The Conservative Tribune reports, Martial arts master, actor and outspoken conservative Chuck Norris is an Oklahoma native who carved a public image for himself playing a Texas Ranger in a popular television series. Now, the Texas legislature has carved it into history.

Walker, Texas Ranger – Intro Theme Song

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Chuck Norris Biography

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Chuck Norris One Liners

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Chuck Norris One Liners

Chuck Norris’ facial hair is known to cut diamonds.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Once upon a time there was a magical kingdom. Then Chuck Norris came, and it wasnt so magical.

Chuck Norris doesn’t see dead people. He makes people dead.

Chuck Norris never misspells a word. If he does, he simply changes the spelling.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

When Chuck Norris speaks, everyone listens… and dies

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Chuck Norris: Founders’ economic advice to Obama, Part 1

July 9, 2012 / dgcrenshaw / No comments

My personal advice to Obama. Don’t f**k with Chuck! . . . EDITOR

from WMD Commentary

7/8/12

Chuck Norris asks why Americans would want to re-elect spendthrift president

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[Chuck Norris is the star of more than 20 films and the long-running TV series “Walker, Texas Ranger.” His latest book is entitled The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book.” Learn more about his life and ministry at his official website, ChuckNorris.com.]

In 2007, when I began writing my New York Times best-seller, “Black Belt Patriotism,” unemployment was less than 5 percent, the annual federal budget was about $2.9 trillion, the federal deficit was $161 billion and the national debt was $9 trillion.

Today, unemployment is stuck at 8.2 percent, the federal budget at $3.8 trillion, the federal deficit at $1.3 trillion and the national debt is quickly approaching a staggering  $16 trillion .

To add insult to injury, our vassalage to other countries deepens as they bankroll increasing amounts of U.S. debt, with more than one-half of the public debt alone held by private investors in foreign lands. . . . Read Complete Report
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