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Feds: Northern California pot farmer accused of keeping girl captive in toolbox has confessed

From Fox News 

Associated Press
EXCERPTS

. . . “at Balletto’s pot farm, officers found “equipment consistent with sexual bondage and sadomasochism,” including a rack “presumably used to attach a human to the device and immobilize them.” Near the rack officers found a towel with blood stains.

” The girl, described as a runaway from the Los Angeles area, told investigators she was locked in a 4-by-2-by-2-foot box. Holes had been drilled in the box, and water was run through the box to wash her without letting her out, the complaint said.” . . . Read Complete Report

From the “We Can’t Make This Stuff Up” Dept.: 70-year-old Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs (w/Video)

[UPDATE: I had to completely rewrite this section. I was laughing so hard when I originally posted I forgot to edit and it read horribly  Sorry guys, but S**T Happens.] ;>}

Sounds like a headline from Weekly World News or The National Inquirer, Right?  Well this actually comes from NBC News.

For those of you old enough, remember when inquired about someones location, the old wise-ass answer was always,“He went to S**T and the hogs ate him”  

Well, with respect to farmer Gardner – T believe I am not disrespecting the dead when I say here is a true story that seems to have transpired along the same lines, except for the differing choresthey were engaged in at the time of  the incident, the two  met with the same disgusting fate,   Sorry guys, no video this time. . . .EDITOR

from NBC News

9/2/2012

By Isolde Raftery, NBC News

On Wednesday morning, Terry V. Garner, a 70-year-old Oregon farmer, went to feed his animals. Several hours later, when he hadn’t returned, a family member went to look for him and found, on the ground of the hog enclosure, his dentures.

Further investigation of the enclosure by the family member revealed that the hogs, which each weighed about 700 pounds, had nearly completely eaten the farmer, although some body parts were strewn about the enclosure. . . . Read Complete Report

Then I thought, Why not a video. A video to kind of help shake that story off.  And I knew the perfect one. . . EDITOR 

from youtube

Porky Pig Blooper

Uploaded by  on Jan 16, 2008

There are many videos similar to this on YouTube, but this one has the original WB title cards. This cartoon clip was intended for adult viewers, mostly Warner Bros. employees.