[UPDATE: I had to completely rewrite this section. I was laughing so hard when I originally posted I forgot to edit and it read horribly Sorry guys, but S**T Happens.] ;>}
Sounds like a headline from Weekly World News or The National Inquirer, Right? Well this actually comes from NBC News.
For those of you old enough, remember when inquired about someones location, the old wise-ass answer was always,“He went to S**T and the hogs ate him”
Well, with respect to farmer Gardner – T believe I am not disrespecting the dead when I say here is a true story that seems to have transpired along the same lines, except for the differing choresthey were engaged in at the time of the incident, the two met with the same disgusting fate, Sorry guys, no video this time. . . .EDITOR
from NBC News
By Isolde Raftery, NBC News
On Wednesday morning, Terry V. Garner, a 70-year-old Oregon farmer, went to feed his animals. Several hours later, when he hadn’t returned, a family member went to look for him and found, on the ground of the hog enclosure, his dentures.
Further investigation of the enclosure by the family member revealed that the hogs, which each weighed about 700 pounds, had nearly completely eaten the farmer, although some body parts were strewn about the enclosure. . . . Read Complete Report
Then I thought, Why not a video. A video to kind of help shake that story off. And I knew the perfect one. . . EDITOR
Porky Pig Blooper
Uploaded by kjq45 on Jan 16, 2008
There are many videos similar to this on YouTube, but this one has the original WB title cards. This cartoon clip was intended for adult viewers, mostly Warner Bros. employees.