“Need to arm yourself for the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse but finding funds are low? No problem. Here are a couple a time-tested reliable rifles that won’t break the bank. (Note: if you feel the need to post a comment along the lines of “u r stoopid! zombies aren’t real!” let me save you the trouble: In this context, the Zombie Apocalypse is just being used as a metaphor — a placeholder. As fun as it woud be to mow down hordes of the shambling undead with semi-automatic rifles, nobody at TCP thinks zombies actually exist; and we’re willing to bet they probably never will.)

For a full explanation (and definition of the word “metaphor”) click on the link at the end of this video or the one below, to watch our latest vid: “Zombies Explained” . . . Text uploaded with video